The 25th (E)lement.
What a awesome weekend.
Saturday: Went to the Rangers game with some friends. Went 13 innings and saw a walk-off homerun. After I rolled around drinking beer in the nicest BMW I’ve ever seen. Went and got a keg and had a party.
Sunday: Went to Lake Kiowa and just drank with friends and had an awesome time.
Monday: Went tubing and wake boarding all day. I had a blast.
I’m sun burned so bad but I had an awesome weekend.
A great kick off to summer. This summer is going to be good.
Hey ya fat fuvking cunt. You’re fat. And your arm fat is gross. And when we would fuck it wasn’t cause the medicine I couldn’t get off. It was cause your tits looked like shit cause your a FAT FUCKING SLUT! Go blow your guy. Cause at the end of the day. You’re still a big fat girl. Fuck you, you sllllluuuut.
Oh by the by. Fucked one of your “friends” and she knew how to get me off. Mmmmm. Yeah
Go cougars you fat mascot. Haha. Crooked teeth? It’s okay. The past year I fucked bitches that would put you to shame.
Mad bro? You can do better. Promise. Leave her. You’re good bro. You. Can. Do. Better. Than some fat bitch.
Mad, slut? Good cause you’re a bitch.
I’m bored. Work was easy. Keg party on Saturday. Been talking to this really sweet girl. Might hang out this weekend. And um… yeah, you’re still a fat cunt.
Goodnight.
I haven’t even started going to classes again and school is whipping my ass. I can’t get shit done until I find my records of vaccinations. I spent an entire day in the red rover at boot camp getting nothing but shots. I assure you that I am vaccinated for anything that is throw at me, including small pox. But cause they Navy is full of FUCKING RETARDS they didn’t send me an official record of all my vaccinations with my exit papers. Thanks again Navy!
Boy, I am going to be one classy lad at my best friend Stephens wedding in July. Got a nice suit, with a vest and to top it all off… a top hat. Okay, that last part was a joke.
I was asked if I could “DJ” the wedding. I’ve never really Deejayed anything besides a few parties when I just played whatever I wanted. This will be a little more structured, but none the less, it’s going to be a lot of fun.
Words can’t express how very happy I am for my brother and his future wife. I remember the day they started dating back in high school. I’m thrilled for them both.
It will be a lot of fun. I’m very excited for the day.
July in general is going to be a ton of fun.
Actually, August will be. September got the kick off of the 2012-2013 Longhorn football season and my birthday. The big 25. We’ve already started planning a party for it. October we got ACL and a couple Longhorn games to attend.
Work. Work. Work. Play. Play. Play.
Guy shows up to a party last night with Keystones. I politely tell him that real men don’t cheap out beer. He didn’t take that well.
Keystone: The beer for white trash people that can’t afford good stuff.
